Comments on: Bad Mom Award

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:59:54 +0000

Marilyn…the cool whip container…unmarked. :happy2: :happy2: :happy2: And..uh, no Baby Jesus sighting yet.

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:50:41 +0000

I had to do this with #1 son when he was in middle school. But all we had to do was find a clean Cool Whip container and then keep said container in the fridge til I could get home from work and transport it to the lab.

#1 son was NOT thrilled at having to poop in a container. And I told him PLEASE put a note on it so no one would open it by mistake.

Oh the things we do in the name of motherhood.

Marilyn
P.S. Did you find Jesus yet?

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:31:06 +0000

LOL, Ellen! She is a GREAT kid…most of the time. :love2:

By: Ellen

Ellen — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:16:47 +0000

Jen - You are not a bad Mom - but you do have a terrific daughter! :thumbsup: Mine would not even pee in a cup at the age of ten. She said it was too weird.
I totally agree with Kimberly - ‘by a certain age, children should be responsible for their own poop!’
And for us as parents, it is good to be aware of our own limitations! :?

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 23:38:41 +0000

LOL, Kimberly. Yeah, I’d just as soon avoid pukeage myself. Ginger, I’ll hold my head up high with my award as well.

By: Ginger

Ginger — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:58:06 +0000

I’ll take the honary BMA. No shame on my part, just honesty. :thankyou:

By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:31:15 +0000

Well, I’m just glad someone else gets the Golden Coathanger* award for once. But after a certain age, children should be responsible for their own poop.

But to this day, I cannot, will not, shall not vomit in the vicinity of my mother. That’s her hard-and-fast rule.

(*Mommie Dearest reference)

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:47:01 +0000

Alright, Ginger! You get the honorary BMA. :thankyou:

Hi,Kim! :wave:

By: kim

kim — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:47:29 +0000

oh gosh. :)

By: Ginger

Ginger — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:41:33 +0000

If you are a bad mom, then I will join in with you. That’s not my cup of tea either. If, when or should anyone around me get a cut, gash or any blood related whatever, PLEASE do not call me for HELP. You will be so out of luck. I have tried to give fair warning to anyone I work with or live around. NURSE I am NOT. Even for my son and yes, he is very aware of this. So there, have a wonderful Wednesday. :thumbsup: