“Mom, today in school, in band class, I REALLY had to poot. So, I waited until the trombones and saxaphones were practicing and then….”
I burst out laughing.
Girl grins. “Yeah, Kelsey next to me says, Did you just… and I looked at her and said Are you crazy? Those trombones are loud!”
:happy2::happy2::happy2::happy2:
A perfect study in genetics. The wiliness to wait on the trombones…she gets that from me. :bowdown: The gas and the lie…that girl’s just like her daddy.:fryingpan:
Gives a whole new meaning to “toot your own horn” … okay, that was bad. I’ll stop now.:doh::happy2:
“Gives a whole new meaning to “toot your own horn””
:doh: it’s too early for bad puns :doh:
Comment by Kimberly — April 10, 2007 @ 6:57 am
:happy2: :happy2: :happy2:
That’s just too funny!
Comment by Marilyn — April 10, 2007 @ 7:41 am
Ingenious and resourceful. Be proud! :mrgreen:
Comment by Rhonda — April 10, 2007 @ 8:09 am
LOL, Kimberly, it WAS bad wasn’t it? :mrgreen: :thankyou:
I thought it was :happy2: Marilyn. Hey, BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you!!!
Rhonda, when Girl’s smart mouth kicks in I have to remind myself she comes by it honest. :twisted:
Comment by Jennifer — April 10, 2007 @ 8:14 am
:thankyou: Here’s for The Girl. Too funny.
Comment by Ginger — April 10, 2007 @ 9:55 am
LOL, Ginger. Smart thinking, huh? :thumbsup:
Comment by Jennifer — April 10, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
LOL!! :happy2:
Here’s one for you…
An elderly couple is in church. The wife leans over and says, “I just let out a silent fart.” The husband leans back toward her and says, “Yeah, well, you need to change the battery on your hearing aid…”
Ha, ha!
I think your girl was incredibly resourcful. Besides, what’s a girl to do?! She can’t keep running to the restroom at school everytime she has gas!! :bat:
Comment by Ellen — April 10, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
LOL, Ellen. I have to tell my mother that joke tomorrow on the phone. :cooldance:
Comment by Jennifer — April 10, 2007 @ 10:09 pm