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April 12, 2007PMS Anyone13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun :twisted: 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree :cake: 4. Puffy Mid-Section :wallbash: 5. People Make me Sick :fryingpan: 6. Provide Me with Sweets :cake::cake: 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants :bat: 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome :cursing: 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff :dog: and… 13. Potential Murder Suspect :devil: I think I’ll take 2, 3, and 7. What the heck, throw in 9, 11, and 12 too. 9 Comments »RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI Leave a comment |
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Too funny! I like #1. :-)
Comment by Rhonda Nelson — April 12, 2007 @ 5:47 am
I’m firmly entrenched in #3. Pass me the easter candy! :thumbsdown:
Comment by Andrea — April 12, 2007 @ 6:55 am
You know… I never had PMS. Of course I did have cramps worse than labor pains.
I’d always heard it stood for “Putting up with Men’s S**t.” :mrgreen:
Comment by Marilyn — April 12, 2007 @ 8:13 am
:thumbsup2: I’m past that since my surgery in 2004. Got all that plumbing outta there. Other than keeping a check on my hormones, I’m good.
I’m so sorry for you girlie. Have a great Thursday anyhow.
Comment by Ginger — April 12, 2007 @ 8:14 am
Comment by Kimberly — April 12, 2007 @ 8:23 am
5, 10 and 11 for me! :fryingpan: :cursing:
We should produce and sell a line of apparel for this monthly malady… T-shirts with warnings, sweats with pockets for chocolate (or a mini-pistol), and bunny slippers with steel toes for butt-kicking! :devil:
Oh. It’s probably already been done… :doh:
Comment by Ellen — April 12, 2007 @ 9:47 am
LOL, I’m not actually experiencing these just now…simply anticipating the joy to come. :happy2:
Marilyn, I like the Putting up version.
Ellen, you are a marketing genius. :mrgreen:
Comment by Jennifer — April 12, 2007 @ 11:50 am
very funny :happy2:
Comment by kim h — April 12, 2007 @ 7:09 pm
Hi, Kim! :wave:
Comment by Jennifer — April 13, 2007 @ 4:21 am