Am I the only person in the universe who …
…could give a rat’s ass about Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson splitting up?
…don’t care, don’t care, don’t care about Brad Pitt and Angel-whatshername?
…finds it appalling that defense contractor David Brooks spent $10 million on his daughter’s bat mitzvah?
…has never seen Desperate Housewives?
…is incredibly annoyed by the laziest human beings on the planet who leave their shopping cart in a parking space instead of walking three spaces over to the cart return?
