Apparently one of the boys in my daughter’s class just discovered his penis. And apparently he felt compelled to share graphic anatomical details with all the girls who sit in nearby desk and were all icked out by him.
Girl: “Mom, he’s obsessed with it. That’s all he talked about yesterday. He’s gross.”
Me: “Hmm. Do you suppose he just noticed he has one? Tell him you don’t want to hear about his little winky.”
Girl: “He’s obsessed, Mom.”
I didn’t have the heart to tell her that he would be for the rest of his life. And guess who just topped the Boys Who Will Never Date The Girl list …. :O
